Band-aids

What ever happened to "I am stuck on Band-aids, cause Band-aids are stuck on me" ? You can't get a good band-aid anymore. Most of them you buy, don't have enough adhesive to stick to anything (with exception to maybe the bathroom floor), you put it on and within the hour (or sooner) it's starting to come off. What happened? You can't put your hands in water for very long or else you'll see the band-aid floating in the sink. You can find all kinds of band-aids these days, there's sheer strips, medicated strips, flexible, plastic strips, fingertip, knuckle,and the list goes on. It can get confusing in the band-aid aisle, you go in with the intention of picking up a box of band-aids and there's all these different kinds staring back at you. So you stand there thinking to yourself, what kind should I get? Regular ones, yes, but what if I cut my finger, should I get the knuckle one or the fingertip? Let's see plastic strip or sheer strip? Regular or Latex free? Large ones or the box with a variety of sizes? It's crazy and it'll make you that way if you stand there long enough. No matter which one you choose, it still won't have enough adhesive, unless you get it on too tight and want to loosen it up, then it rips and you have to start all over. So Isay, lead me to the band-aid aisle, put a blind fold on me and I'll just grab something and make it work. Happy band-aid shopping!